5 thoughts on “Some of those are choking hazards.”
So, do you know what the intention of this painting is? I never ever pictured Jebus surrounded with knives and shit—
His tool collection? After all, one Christian doctrine/myth has it that he’s cleaning up and rebuilding Heaven before coming down to renovate This Old Earth… (<Tim Allen mode> “More Power! uhh…uhh…uhh…” <⁄Tim Allen mode>)
Does make Jesus look like a psychopath.
Several of them look like carpentry tools. But I have no idea how to explain the rest.
I’m starting to think he was the Dexter of his day.
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So, do you know what the intention of this painting is? I never ever pictured Jebus surrounded with knives and shit—
His tool collection? After all, one Christian doctrine/myth has it that he’s cleaning up and rebuilding Heaven before coming down to renovate This Old Earth… (<Tim Allen mode> “More Power! uhh…uhh…uhh…” <⁄Tim Allen mode>)
Does make Jesus look like a psychopath.
Several of them look like carpentry tools. But I have no idea how to explain the rest.
I’m starting to think he was the Dexter of his day.