OMG. You have to be joking.

In other news…. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is on Blu-Ray now.

Loltheist and I watched it many years ago on DVD. Let me assure you, there is no need to see it in HD. Really.

Oddly enough, it’s a dollar cheaper on Blu-Ray. This means something I’m sure.

Much can be said of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It’s a movie I’ve meant to mention since the site opened.  I don’t think today is the day we post about it in depth, but suffice it to say, if you like bad movies…  Well, you’ll probably really enjoy JCVH.  I mean, how can you not like a movie with lesbians and a mexican wrestler taking on the forces of darkness with JC, and that is a musical.

ETA: It should be noted it has one of the best back covers of all time.

The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to Earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining Kung-fu action with Biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humor, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it’s a musical? This sure ain’t Sunday school.

6 thoughts on “OMG. You have to be joking.

  1. There’s really only one musical number. And you didn’t mention the Atheist clown car, which is my favorite part. Yes, I totally LOVE this movie.

  2. No, there’s several numbers. I remember that. There’s the transvestite, the ending number, the one where he ends on the skateboard in the middle.

    As for the Atheists, like I said… I didnt go into the whole movie… 🙂

    There’s also creepy guy jumping out of bushes and preaching… something… after the christ signal or whatever that spinny batmanish sort of thing was.

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