In Soviet Russia, Cthulhu eats … oh wait …

Cthulhu: Nothin says Lovin Like Elder Gods in the Oven

No idea on the source of this picture. (Found on LOLCat Buildr.)

2/2012: A source! Thanks Bob! and I’m pretty sure cuttlefish is latin for Cthulhu. Just sayin’. At the very least, a spy!

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20 responses to “In Soviet Russia, Cthulhu eats … oh wait …”

  1. LolHeathen says :

    I love cooking, and I love all things cthulhiana, but I find this immensely disturbing. I would love to know precisely what this is.

  2. LolHeathen says :

    I dont think so, im pretty sure ive been through that site.

  3. Metz says :

    dun know why but this made me think of this:
    [Edit: Link Removed]

  4. Rowan says :
    don’t know where you folks get some of your weird, but I enjoy it anyway. here’s some of my weird.

  5. tallian says :

    That looks like some bizarre sweet of some kind, chilling in an ice bath.

    I suppose Cthulhu would be chillin’ …

  6. LolHeathen says :

    More like brined…

  7. Rowan says :

    you know, I’m gonna go read the book again. I think maybe we’ve gotten off track somewhere, what with Hello Cthulhu and Knitthulhu and Edible Cthulhu up there—if we’re all going to be eaten alive for this, I’m gonna quit worrying about going to hell–I will, of course, post the results of my research for the benefit of all—

  8. LolHeathen says :

    @Tallian. I’m being so clever, I don’t even look. I think that “water” is aluminum foil. Im pretty sure the tentacles are chicken.

    @Rowan. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagn’nagl fhtagn.

  9. tallian says :

    @LolHeathen: Possibly a thin film of blue goo under plastic wrap? And the tentacles are pretty seriously gross.

    Oh, and geseunteit.

  10. LolHeathen says :

    I think it’s just the color balance giving a blue hue.

  11. Rowan says :

    have I just been snorted upon by a minion of an Elder god? (note to self: send for that dictionary in the store)

  12. Rowan says :

    okay, got the dictionary.
    ” In his house in R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.”
    totally cleared that up for me, thanx!

  13. Loltheist says :

    There’s a Cthulhu to English dictionary?

  14. Rowan says :

    psst! you’re not supposed to tell anybody that the book is blank inside. Better let them think it’s full of important facts.
    btw, I got the translation from

  15. Loltheist says :

    What the … blank inside, you say?

    THE HELL you say!

  16. Kristen says :

    Sorry to be a Cuthulu-moment downer, but those are cuttlefish.

  17. LolHeathen says :

    So you admit they are related.

  18. bob underwards says :

    Hah.. Kristen had it right.. that is a cuttlefish cake.. made with cake and crepes with chocolate and icing..

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