Jebus replies: “hey, dudes, I don’t know nothing about governmental stuff, you done made all that up by your own selves. dig up Thomas Jefferson or something and ask him. here? no, I hasn’t seen him lately. maybe it was cos of what dude done did in france”
Ooookay! The woman is tewtally cupping her own breast. That is not a hand over the heart kind of cupping either. 😯
oh come on, you never copped a feel during the pledge?
On myself??? 😯 NEVAH!
😳 ok, well there was that one time… 😳
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
Jebus replies: “hey, dudes, I don’t know nothing about governmental stuff, you done made all that up by your own selves. dig up Thomas Jefferson or something and ask him. here? no, I hasn’t seen him lately. maybe it was cos of what dude done did in france”
Ooookay! The woman is tewtally cupping her own breast. That is not a hand over the heart kind of cupping either. 😯
oh come on, you never copped a feel during the pledge?
On myself??? 😯 NEVAH!
😳 ok, well there was that one time… 😳
…at band camp…