Well, with the oncoming tide of Christmas sweeping down upon us and our site traffic dropping with it, we here at Loltheists would like to wish you all the best. We would like to take a moment to thank all our contributors, and everyone who has told their friends about us. We enjoy stalking you all and seeing what you have to say about our handiwork around and about the net.

As contests go, I think we need a little work, thank you to our submitters, all, oh, 3 of them. There’s still time to submit on what is undoubtedly the best odds you’ll find anywhere. We are taking submissions through the end of the year, and we’ll pick our winners new years.

For those sticking around, we’ll try to keep you amused. The rest of you, we’ll see you on the flip side.