We have been cleaning up the site, as you may have noticed, and while doing so discovered that apparently, we have the top return on google for “butt fur“. We couldn’t of have accomplished such an achievement without you faithful readers.
ETA: Fixed. –loltheist
EATA: This means war. –Lol Heathen
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
I’m incredibly terrified of what other sites might be retrieved when searching for “butt fur.”
Could be worse: we could be number one for “matted poo fur.”
Or “dingleberries.”
*shiver*
I c whut u did thar.