Bill O’Rly’s gonna have a shit-fit when he sees this. Happy Holidays, Bill!
Bill-O probably would think it has something to do with tentacle sex.
Noodle me, baby!
Yay! Tentacle sex! Um, isn’t it Cthulhu that has tentacles?
Fear not, there is no shortage of tentacley goodness!
Although in this case, it is his noodlie appendage.
Yes, but Bill O’Reilly would not know the difference and probably would think tentacle porn. This is because Bill is not a Pastafarian and believes that the platypus was a prototype animal that Gawd made when he was having an off day.
Noodlie tentacles, and pastafarian sex, what?
Oh- and Platypi are just proof that God got stoned. “It seemed like a good idea at the time… “
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
Bill O’Rly’s gonna have a shit-fit when he sees this. Happy Holidays, Bill!
Bill-O probably would think it has something to do with tentacle sex.
Noodle me, baby!
Yay! Tentacle sex! Um, isn’t it Cthulhu that has tentacles?
Fear not, there is no shortage of tentacley goodness!
Although in this case, it is his noodlie appendage.
Yes, but Bill O’Reilly would not know the difference and probably would think tentacle porn. This is because Bill is not a Pastafarian and believes that the platypus was a prototype animal that Gawd made when he was having an off day.
Noodlie tentacles, and pastafarian sex, what?
Oh- and Platypi are just proof that God got stoned. “It seemed like a good idea at the time… “