What will Lucifer think of next?

False Prophets. That's no bacon.

I can not tell you for how many years I have pondered why someone would name their company “Morning Star Farms”.

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13 thoughts on “What will Lucifer think of next?

  1. “I can not tell you for how many years I have pondered why someone would name their company ‘Morning Star Farms’.”

    Hey, it’s better than “Wormwood Farms”…

  2. There’s another meaning for Morning Star Farms?
    I always thought it just meant that they were disgustingly cheerful in the mornings.
    :-/

  3. A friend of mine once commented on thusly on both Morning Star and seitan (made from wheat protein): “It’s like having a Beelzeburger.”

  4. Wow. Its not supposed to be real bacon. Monring star makes food for vegetarians, because we need to eat too. Eating meat is wrong which is why I’m glad morning star exists.
    Fuck you meat eater

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