I can not tell you for how many years I have pondered why someone would name their company “Morning Star Farms”.
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I can not tell you for how many years I have pondered why someone would name their company “Morning Star Farms”.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
*blushes*
Their “sausage” is great.
So are their corn dogs.
Just saying.
The morning star is venus. It’s only recently it got accused of being the debil.
Irony FTW!
Not THAT recently.
Still bothers me.
I don’t know why.
“I can not tell you for how many years I have pondered why someone would name their company ‘Morning Star Farms’.”
Hey, it’s better than “Wormwood Farms”…
There’s another meaning for Morning Star Farms?
I always thought it just meant that they were disgustingly cheerful in the mornings.
Another name for Lucifer is Morning Star.
Ahhhh! Learn something new every day.
I’ll bet he is disgustingly cheerful in the mornings. 😀
So, if it’s not bacon, what is it? I’m hoping for Christian Baby flavored breakfast sausage next…
A friend of mine once commented on thusly on both Morning Star and seitan (made from wheat protein): “It’s like having a Beelzeburger.”
hmmmm. Tasty Beelzeburger.
Also, I just noticed… 44% less fat? I would think there would be a lot less fat than 44%
Wow. Its not supposed to be real bacon. Monring star makes food for vegetarians, because we need to eat too. Eating meat is wrong which is why I’m glad morning star exists.
Fuck you meat eater
Hmm it seems some one missed the point
“The Name of the company”
LOL