Submitted by JF
Note from loltheist: If you have no idea why this is funny, post a comment. If you did figure it out, post a comment anyway explaining it. Don’t worry about spoiling it — no one reads any of the other comments anyway. This made me LOL.
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh 
Don’t understand it and I do speak German…
I don’t get it.
is this a play on that burger ad “have it your way”?
maybe my translation is wrong? “I can eat cheesburger! I can not eat anything else!”
or “I can not do anything else”?
or “I can not do otherwise”?
Umm, I’m thinking it’s a play on something Martin Luther said:
Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders. Gott helfe mir. Amen.
“Here I stand, I can do nothing else. God help me. Amern”
“I can has cheesburger…. I cannot has anything else”?
I don’t recognize the painting, but if I knew who was on trial, I’d probably be closer to figuring out the rest.
Martin Luther?
Yup, adsfjkl; has it right. I’d say the translation would probably be: “I can eat cheezeburger: I can do naught else.”
“Naught” because it’s cooler and more, like, vintage than “nothing.”
Martin Luther is correct.
you know, it wasn’t any less funny because we had to work for it!
Actually, yes. Yes it was. But thanks for trying to make me feel better.
hahahaha!
The sad part is that everyone would have immediately gotten, say, a fart joke.
let’s see if that’s true. find us a pfart joke in german.
*looks for fart joke in german on loltheist.com*